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Jenna Does Washington
Posted: 22 September 2007 01:25 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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Some days, there just isn’t much in the news. For entertainment value, though, there is this <a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/2007/0

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Posted: 22 September 2007 01:30 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 1 ]  
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“Actually, there probably is a news story here, if anyone were interested in looking into it. Everyone knows that Hollywood is a significant source of funding for liberal candidates.”

Awwwwwwwww C’Mon ...

Everyone knows that porn movies are made in The Valley, not Hollywood.

<chuckle>

So, one pig wants to meet another, eh?  In her movies - so I’ve been told <wink> - Jenna Jameson “goes both ways”.  I wonder if she’s in to older women?  Hillary?  Care to comment?

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Posted: 22 September 2007 02:15 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 2 ]  
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Not much in the news? New Yorks governor just announced that he intends to give NY drivers licences to illegal immigrants. All they need is some foreign ID.

The Federal government needs to step in here. And it would help if the blogs would end their Omerta like silence on the topic of illegals, which is at least as important as the Iraq war.

 
 
Posted: 22 September 2007 02:52 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 3 ]  
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Let’s start using the term “leftist liberals” instead of just “liberals.” The left has so distorted the original meaning of liberal, in the interest of accuracy, I think we should use the term “leftist liberal” when the shoe (Hsu) fits - aka Clinton #2 and crowd.

 
 
Posted: 22 September 2007 03:34 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 4 ]  
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I always like to post a couple of photos so we know who we’re talking about.  But, then, I’d like to keep posting here.  So you’re on your own for the pics.

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Posted: 22 September 2007 05:15 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 5 ]  
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vladimir estragon - 22 September 2007 02:54 PM

Let’s start using the term “leftist liberals” instead of just “liberals.” The left has so distorted the original meaning of liberal, in the interest of accuracy, I think we should use the term “leftist liberal.”

That’s a great idea. That way nobody will wonder if we’re talking about “right wing liberals” or “leftist conservatives.”

Oh my Vlad, I hadn’t realize that you had made it to “R. Limbaugh!”

Want news anyone?

WARNING: If you click on the link, you will see the “F” word.

http://tinyurl.com/3agfsm

Once again, I see that the leftist liberals have BDS. And...once again, I see that our wonderful colleges and universites are teaching “core” values.

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Posted: 22 September 2007 05:38 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 6 ]  
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Never understood the Jenna Jameson hoopla. She’s got fake breasts that are so inflated she looks deformed, and now she’s had a facelift, forehead lift, and lip implants. And even before she became a physical freak she was a very average-looking woman, like one of those dime-a-dozen trollops who flock to heavy-metal has-beens such as the seriously repulsive Bret Michaels. 

I’ve never seen Jenna perform, so maybe she’s some kind of erotic artiste who blows your socks off (metaphorically), but I can’t get past her appearance. And she has a horrible voice, too. For me. My fantasy woman can’t sound like she has an IQ of 74.

It’s tragic how plastic surgeons have convinced so many female entertainers in and out of porn that frowning eyebrows, apple cheeks, a skeletal face, and giant trout lips is a winning combination. There’s a generic look for women over thirty. Maybe it was inevitable, given the way so many people have become generic in their thought processes and lifestyles.

If there must be porn in the world, at least the eastern Europeans provide material that features all-natural models with womanly figures and who haven’t been surgically transformed into visions from hell.

 
 
Posted: 22 September 2007 07:02 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 7 ]  
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Tom W. - 22 September 2007 05:38 PM

Never understood the Jenna Jameson hoopla. She’s got fake breasts that are so inflated she looks deformed, and now she’s had a facelift, forehead lift, and lip implants. And even before she became a physical freak she was a very average-looking woman, like one of those dime-a-dozen trollops who flock to heavy-metal has-beens such as the seriously repulsive Bret Michaels.

Given all the chemicals Mme. Jameson has inserted into her corpus, I think it’s a safe bet that if her body were exhumed in 100 years, it would be perfectly preserved.  At that time, perhaps the Holy Mother Church will declare her to be an “Incorruptible Saint” and allow shrines to be erected in her memory. 

“Saint Jenna of the Valley"--I like it!

 
 
Posted: 22 September 2007 07:05 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 8 ]  
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Maybe Hillary won’t be inviting her anytime soon, but I am sure Mr Clinton could pencil this bimbo into his schedule.

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Posted: 22 September 2007 07:11 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 9 ]  
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Curtiss - 22 September 2007 03:34 PM

I always like to post a couple of photos so we know who we’re talking about.  But, then, I’d like to keep posting here.  So you’re on your own for the pics.

the real shocker is that this topic was not covered at my favority moronblog (AoS).

 
 
Posted: 22 September 2007 07:41 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 10 ]  
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The porn biz isn’t exclusively inhabited by Democrats.

Porn star Mimi Myagi ran for Governor of Nevada last year as a Republican. And Mary Carey did the same thing in California. Mary also attended a Bush fund-raiser in DC.

Mimi is supporting Rudy, BTW.

 
 
Posted: 22 September 2007 09:27 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 11 ]  
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frammis - 22 September 2007 08:46 PM

Good Republicans don’t watch porno.  Jesus would have never watched porno.  Jimmy Swaggart would have never...ummm...Larry Craig...ummm...Ted Haggard....never mind.

Actually, imbecile, since porn involves the objectification and denigration of women you would assume that Republicans would be all over it and that Democrats would want to ban it in addition to smoking in bars and driving SUV’s.  You need to read up on what it takes to be a good little hypocrite so that you don’t make this mistake in the future.

 
 
Posted: 23 September 2007 06:58 AM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 12 ]

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Most people associate sex with Jenna Jameson you guys associate Hillary. I wonder what the good Dr. Freud would have to say about that?

 
 
Posted: 23 September 2007 09:02 AM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 13 ]  
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“If there must be porn in the world, at least the eastern Europeans provide material that features all-natural models with womanly figures and who haven’t been surgically transformed into visions from hell.”

Oh?

“If there must be porn in the world ...”

You’ll find it and critique it for us?  Thanks!

<chuckle>

Jenna Jameson is a pig.  I wouldn’t **** her with vlad’s ****.

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“Bye-bye, miss American pie.”

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan’s spell.
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite,
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died.

 
 
Posted: 23 September 2007 01:10 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 14 ]  
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That’s Jenna Jameson?  Eeew, she looks like a piece of beef jerky.

 
 
Posted: 23 September 2007 04:52 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 15 ]  
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Well...I didn’t know who she was, either.

And I can live with that.

 
 
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