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The heaviness of Al Gore
Posted: 09 July 2007 12:09 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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Posted: 09 July 2007 12:40 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 1 ]

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Giving Live Earth the Respect It Deserves

I sure did. I didn’t listen to a word of it.

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Posted: 09 July 2007 12:45 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 2 ]  
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Al must be running in ‘08--he’s getting fat again.
And he’s gonna have to work on that sweat problem...not to mention his Boy Made out of Wood complex.
Al, boobalah, 2 words: dress shields.

 
 
Posted: 09 July 2007 01:03 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 3 ]

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Al must be running in ‘08--he’s getting fat again.

Additional evidence that the American right is running on empty: Al Gore’s waistline is a topic of concern.

 
 
Posted: 09 July 2007 01:13 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 4 ]  
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We are in a transition time in history when the only way we can get to where we need to be is by starting from where we are.”

That has to rank right up there with the wisdom from Buckaroo Banzai as he troped across the eighth dimension:

Where ever you go, there you are.

 
 
Posted: 09 July 2007 04:12 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 5 ]  
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The Imam of Inanity, AlGore, is back in the news?  Go figure.

No need to wonder why his vacuous and circular philosophy doesn’t inspire the howls of ridicule from everyone on the Left. It would be an exercise in futility.

All the Lefties not only think like AlGore but they are so incredibly shallow that Gore’s ramblings are treated as “Deep Thought” - almost as if from On High!

If he’d have chiseled that crap in stone, put on a white wig and robe, the left would STILL go Ga-Ga over “His Pastiness.”

“We are in a transition time in history when the only way we can get to where we need to be is by starting from where we are.” AlGore, LiveEarth Jun ‘07.

AlGore’s pronouncement is, of course, the corollary to The Hatfield/McCoy Theorem he grew up with: “Sorry, but ya cain’t get there from here...” Unfortunately, Al’s version is not nearly as intelligent…

AlGore?  BWAAAA-HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Another sad victim of Global Fever.

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Posted: 09 July 2007 04:18 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 6 ]  
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Doggone, Narniaman, you beat me to the punch - I was thinking of the same line from Buckaroo!

 
 
Posted: 09 July 2007 04:29 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 7 ]  
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Vlad Estrogen...no, not a ‘topic of concern’ but a topic of ridicule...there is a distinct difference.

 
 
Posted: 09 July 2007 05:43 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 8 ]  
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Vlad Estrogen...no, not a ‘topic of concern’ but a topic of ridicule...there is a distinct difference.

Whatever. When Newt Gingrich and Dick Cheney are modelling Calvin Klein underwear, I’ll pay attention to your “ridicule.”

 
 
Posted: 09 July 2007 06:15 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 9 ]  
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vladimir estragon - 09 July 2007 05:43 PM


Whatever. When Newt Gingrich and Dick Cheney are modelling Calvin Klein underwear, I’ll pay attention to your “ridicule.”

Say what?!?
Are you insane?
vlad rings in from the 8th dimension.
Only the Left takes Owlie Bore seriously. (Heheheheheheh.)
If only he could see how dorky he looks, acts and sounds!
The Brits who watched Live Earth resented him hogging the issue and had no idea who the fat, sweaty bloke was but would he please shut up?!

 
 
Posted: 09 July 2007 06:21 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 10 ]

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Say what?!?
Are you insane?

Like I said, keep it up. Please keep it up! I wish more Americans could hear the right wing making fun of Al Gore’s waistline. I hope Roy Rogers can find a wider platform for his clever, provocative graphics. You guys are one of the best weapons the Democratic National Committee has.

 
 
Posted: 09 July 2007 06:25 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 11 ]  
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vladimir estragon - 09 July 2007 06:21 PM


Like I said, keep it up. Please keep it up! I wish more Americans could hear the right wing making fun of Al Gore’s waistline. I hope Roy Rogers can find a wider platform for his clever, provocative graphics. You guys are one of the best weapons the Democratic National Committee has.

It’s not just his waistline, you cretin!
The man is a waste of space, however much he weighs.
Thank God this drooling, sweating moron wasn’t ever nor will he ever be President!
And yes, I think he’s the best weapon the DNC has, too… to run the tables for the Republicans in 2008!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 
 
Posted: 09 July 2007 06:54 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 12 ]  
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vladimir estragon - 09 July 2007 05:43 PM

... When Newt Gingrich and Dick Cheney are modelling Calvin Klein underwear, I’ll pay attention to your “ridicule.”

DAMMIT, Vlad!!!  Posts like that need a flashing RED warning!!!

Newt in underwear...?!?!?!  Oh-hhhh, NO-ooooo!!!!!  I’m out of Pepto AND Immodium!!!  GACK!!!

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Posted: 09 July 2007 07:13 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 13 ]

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This, the preamble to the Constitution of the United States of America, not only assures that the Blessings of Liberty be ordained and established for “ourselves” but also for “our Posterity.” This confers the responsibility on We the People to assure that our Posterity, our children, their children and their children onward, receive the benefits of the American Trust that our forefathers established. 

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Posted: 09 July 2007 08:00 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 14 ]  
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I thought black was slimming?

 
 
Posted: 09 July 2007 09:55 PM   [ Ignore ]  [ # 15 ]  
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DonJon - 09 July 2007 07:13 PM


The reasonable man, when threatened, will “err on the side of caution.” Is it not reasonable to do the same when, on our watch, the assets of our Posterity may be at risk?  I am

sincerely,

DonJon.

And Sincerely a fool.

When threatened, I intend to defend myself.

As for the Oak Tree in a suit...Yes Al, today is the first day of the rest of your life. How friggin profound. I’ve met coffe cups with more depth.

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