“I’ve won acclaim for curing ills, both in the North and South
You’ll find my name, just like my pills, in everybodys’ mouth
I’ve never lost a case
[choir] He’s never lost a case!
[Groucho] I’ve lost a lot of patients but I’ve never lost a case!
[Groucho] Shes’s dead now!
[choir] You lost the heart count?
[Groucho] No, She lost the delegate count!”