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U.S. MARINE CORPS GUNNERY SERGEANT (RETIRED) PARRIS ISLAND 1978 - MCAS YUMA 2000. PRI MOS 6414, SEC MOS 0369. PROFESSOR OF COMPUTER SCIENCES. GRADUATE DEGREE IN INFORMATION SECURITY. I TEACH AMERICANS TO TRACK OUR ENEMY ACROSS NEWSGROUP MESSAGE DROPS, FORUMS, AND WEBSITES. I TAG USEFUL IDIOTS AS “THE JUDAS” TO TAKE ME WHERE OUR ENEMY HIDES. IF OUR ENEMY USES A KEYBOARD, THEIR ASS BELONGS TO ME. I AM A LEAN, MEAN, AMPHIBIOUS KILLING MACHINE. ROUGH, TOUGH, AND HARD TO BLUFF. A ROMPIN’, STOMPIN’, MINISTER OF DEATH PRAYING FOR WAR MADE OF BLOOD AND GUTS WHO AROSE FROM THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL, WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO PERPETUATE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION UPON THE FESTERING OF ANTI-AMERICANS THROUGHOUT THE GLOBE, WHENEVER, WHEREVER IT MAY ARISE. I’M COCKY, SELF-CENTERED, OVERBEARING, AND I DO NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF FEAR FOR I AM FEAR ITSELF. EACH MOMENT THAT I LIVE IS AN ADDITIONAL THREAT UPON YOUR LIFE. MARINES DON’T SLEEP, WE WAIT. I EAT CONCERTINA WIRE AND PISS NAPALM AND I CAN PUT A ROUND THROUGH A FLEAS ASS AT 500 METERS. I’VE DRUNK MORE BEER, BANGED MORE QUIF, AND PISSED MORE BLOOD THAN ALL YOU NUMBNUTS PUT TOGETHER. “SEMPER FI” - DO OR DIE. ALWAYS FAITHFUL TO GOD, FAMILY, COUNTRY, AND CORPS. WHEN GOD ISSUES ME PCS ORDERS TO ASSUME MY POST IN HEAVEN, ONLY MY BODY WILL DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH ON THE BATTLEFIELD, GIVING THIS LIFE FOR MOM, APPLE PIE AND THE AMERICAN FLAG. MY SPIRIT WILL NEVER DIE. IN THIS WAY I WILL LIVE FOREVER AS THE MARINE CORPS LIVES FOREVER.
THE FINEST FIGHTING MACHINE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.
ON THE SEVENTH DAY WHILE GOD RESTED, WE OVERRAN HIS PERIMETER, STOLE THE GLOBE AND WE’VE BEEN RUNNING THE WHOLE SHOW EVER SINCE. WE LIVE LIKE SOLDIERS, TALK LIKE SAILORS, AND SLAP THE HELL OUT OF BOTH OF THEM. WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD. |